Lazy postal worker killing the planet

Today the regular postal carrier wasn't around, so this area had a substitute. Instead of picking some place to park and walk around the block (as most of them do), he decides to drive to each house. Moving the truck only inches each time, since the houses are so close to each other. Keeping the engine going for the entire length of his delivery in the area burns up excessive amounts of gas and adds more pollution to the atmosphere. In essence, his laziness is killing us all as the hole on the ozone gets larger and as more oil must be drilled to satisfy his over-consumption for precious earthly resources.